Urban Dictionary: fappie

Person who masturbates a lot to porn; usu. porn involving tentacles and small children.

*abusive mother walks into room* "Hey, you damn fappie, get up, we're going to visit daddy again"

by GP17 February 28, 2008

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A very long, lucious eyelash.

"Madisons fappies are quite huge, i love to pet them all day long at snack time"

by kristi king January 16, 2008

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The feeling of contentment after jerking off.

"Why's Brian grinning?"

"He's in a state of extreme fappiness."

by Big D L May 22, 2008

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A feeling of emotion; in the mood to fap, or masturbate.

Tim was very fappy last night- he went through three boxes of tissues!

by The Des July 22, 2006

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When you are so happy you decide to bust a nut

John was so fappy last night, he masturbated for hours

by a man and his sausage August 16, 2015

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The state of simultaneously being full and happy.

After scrounging down that huge burrito, Jimmy felt pleasently fappy.

by Duder98 April 13, 2017

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A combination of the words "fat" and "happy"

Dad:"Would you rather me be fat and happy? or skinny and cranky?"
Mom:"Fat and happy"

Little girl at school:"My Daddy is Fappy"

by M-Dizzle Fo Shizzle February 05, 2006

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