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A portmanteau of "happening" and "fap", the latter of which in turn is an onomatopoeia for masturbation. Popularized by the 2014 celebrity pictures hacking scandal, or "Celebgate".
The Fappening is the name that’s been given to the gigantic booty of sexts and other steamy photos that leaked all over the internet after first being posted on 4Chan earlier this weekend
by AGC195 September 02, 2014
May 29 Word of the Day
Mercury retrograde is the act of taking a shit whilst mooning one or more human beings. Your day can typically being going well, according to your horoscope, until you are forced into witnessing Mercury retrograde. Performing Mercury retrograde will often speed the astrological cycle forward for the individual performing the Mercury retrograde, bringing about happy and fruitful times to come.
As the sun sank down over the pier, the children fishing gazed in horror as the lard-ass on his flat bottom boat sent the lakeshore into Mercury retrograde.
by BatWingg May 17, 2021
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When someone or something is so attractive that you would add them or it to your spank bank and or start “fapping” on the spot.
by IW69 February 25, 2020
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an event that occurs when someone on the internet releases a large amount of fappable or nude/semi-nude pictures of famous people.
"When those girls hit up the topless beaches in Spain, a great fappening will consume the internet."
by TJNR September 02, 2014
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Verb and noun
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle
1. Used to describe the moment you see a girl's nudie pic, prompting you to do the knuckle shuffle
Tom: Dude, did Bertha ever send you those tit pics?
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!
Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.
Jerry: Yeah man, just did, it's totally fappening!
Tom: Hey did you see Jen's pics yet?
Jerry: Yeah, weeks ago, that fappened already.
by Deucemaster September 24, 2014