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fap nap

The nap you take after you get done stroking it.

Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.

by A teezy June 09, 2007

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It's the sweat that accumilates under big boobs

It was so hot outside that I had mass amounts of boob sweat.

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Fap Nap

After self or mutual masturbation (fap), one takes a voluntary or accidental nap.

Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.

by DeMoNYC October 15, 2010

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Fapnap

nap taken due to exhaustion following a session of furious masturbation

hey whats vinay up to?
im pretty sure he's taking a fapnap.

by imfromcanadpombe August 03, 2009

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fapnap

falling asleep immediately after masturbation.

Johnny said to Tyler. I'm so horny and tired. I can't wait to get home and take a fapnap.

by stillhours May 08, 2016

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Fap-nap

Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.

I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.

by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014

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FapNap

The result of Masturbation exhaustion. Masturbation and then falling asleep.

Guy: Fap Fap Fap oh my goodness I am tired I need a nap.
Friend: How was ur FapNap?
Guy:Amazin.

by HippiBfree May 08, 2011

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