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The nap you take after you get done stroking it.
Man I was exhausted after that marathon jerk...I had to take a fap nap.
by A teezy June 09, 2007
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The phenomenon of having to come out as bisexual to the same person/people repeatedly because they assumed or hoped that your sexuality was a "phase." Refers less to the holiday and more to the 1993 Bill Murray comedy film in which the main character experiences the same day over and over.
"My visit home turned into Bisexual Groundhog Day. My mom acted shocked when I told her I'm going to Pride next week, so I had to come out to her as bisexual AGAIN."
by Tiggy Upland April 15, 2014
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After self or mutual masturbation (fap), one takes a voluntary or accidental nap.
Sorry I'm late for the presentation of the Metropolitan Museum of Art's $6.9 million dollar addition for Modern Art and Media Communication, I had an awesome wank and really needed a fap nap.
by DeMoNYC October 15, 2010
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nap taken due to exhaustion following a session of furious masturbation
hey whats vinay up to?
im pretty sure he's taking a fapnap.
by imfromcanadpombe August 03, 2009
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falling asleep immediately after masturbation.
Johnny said to Tyler. I'm so horny and tired. I can't wait to get home and take a fapnap.
by stillhours May 08, 2016
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Fap-nap: a nap that occurs after the act of hand to schlong masturbation. Sometimes before the clean up has occurred. Used as a way to fight insomnia and a way to facilitate the sleeping process.
I took a fap-nap over lunch break! It was a deep sleep and I feel rejuvenated.
by PedroSteensgardio November 11, 2014
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The result of Masturbation exhaustion. Masturbation and then falling asleep.
Guy: Fap Fap Fap oh my goodness I am tired I need a nap.
Friend: How was ur FapNap?
Guy:Amazin.
by HippiBfree May 08, 2011
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