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Pelvic floor muscles so strong they can litterally trap a penis for hours.
"You dirty mingeclaw, release your fannyclamp. you're gonna rip my wang clean off"
by vefestival09 January 15, 2010
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A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.
Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.
by onehandcrabbing February 21, 2012
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