He said he would pick up the whole crew with his truck at 1 AM, but just fanned us and never showed!
by Hcrib April 11, 2021
by larsen91 March 07, 2010
Someone who claims to have participated and excelled in every sport as an adolescent, yet isn’t good enough to participate in any sport at a collegiate level. This person seems to interject his opinion as if it were a fact when watching a sport, yet his reference/expertise holds no HOH. He borrows ASU athletic gear from his roommates so that it seems he was part of something special, when in fact, he is a marathon spectator!
Q: Dude, check out this eagles vs the lions game, it’s snowing, not sure how they can run in this, let alone throw the ball.
A: I’ve played in worse conditions in high school, I was the backup, but came in to punt the ball. I did it with no gloves on my hands, punted a beauty.
Q: Dude, first of all, what makes you think I give a fuck!? Second, I don’t want to hear your violin story from back in high school, FAN!!!
A: I’ve played in worse conditions in high school, I was the backup, but came in to punt the ball. I did it with no gloves on my hands, punted a beauty.
Q: Dude, first of all, what makes you think I give a fuck!? Second, I don’t want to hear your violin story from back in high school, FAN!!!
by el churro tasty December 26, 2013
by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ December 31, 2011
Someone who is a irrelevant bitch and says they don’t like you but always up ya ass caring about everything you doing like the students in ma school
This bitch is a fan
by Yourmomgey April 07, 2018
If you are a fan of a singer or musician, you enjoy their music and their personality and you listen to them a lot and know the words to their songs.
by TeenageCulturePro July 23, 2018
by Coolstory September 09, 2018