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When a small or large portable fan is used to blow air onto a sweaty crotch or ass area in order to dry it. This method has been proven to cure crotch rot and swamp ass conditions for extended periods of time.
After sweating his pants off at work all day, Michael rushed home to give himself the sweet relief of a fan job.
by Scroteboat September 23, 2009
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May 26 Word of the Day
"Bi wife energy" is a term that was coined through a song by the user @/cringelizard on Tik Tok to describe the energy that Misha Collins radiates, explaining it with the fact that he is married to a bisexual woman, Victoria Vantoch. The full song can be found on all music streaming services and YouTube.

People with bi wife energy are fiercely supportive of the LGBTQ+ community, their love for their spouse, if they have one, is strong and people sometimes assume they are queer.

In their first video about this, @/cringelizard referred to Misha as a "hetero guy", but amended in a later added verse that the actor does not like labels.

The term "bi wife energy" can be used for people of all genders, regardless of relationship status, although "bi husband energy" has also been used in several videos across Tik Tok.

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Lyric excerpt:

(Verse 2)
Now sometimes people assume I'm queer
And I have to say, hey! just a straight guy here
But I get it a lot, and I don't mean to be cruel
It's just that my wife is a bisexual

(Chorus)
Bi wife energy
He has bi wife energy
BI wife energy (yeah)
He has bi wife energy
"You know Misha Collins?" "You're talking about that actor, right? The one that radiates bi wife energy?"

"Amy Santiago has so much bi wife (bi husband) energy!"
by notoriouswriter March 21, 2021
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Colloquialism originating in Central Scotland. A jobbie (poo) coming from your fanny (vagina). Generally meaning something or someone unnatural or strange. Most often used as a term of dislike.
Sammi: Did you meet the new girl? Is she nice?

Kara: I met her, But she's a total fanjob!
by Bud_97 November 11, 2011
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When a nude man lays on an elevated bed while naked women are tied feet first to a ceiling fan. The fan then continues to spin causing the naked womens' face to make contact with the naked man's penis soon causing ejaculation.
I received a fanjob while laying in my hospital bed.
by Steve Awesome March 24, 2011
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Process of sticking your penis in an ocilating fan with the hope of orgasm and the hope that you wont get sprayed with your own seed.
Ches asked for a fan beacuse he was lonely and needed a fan job.
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