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noun: a spunkier way of saying 'family'.
"i'm going post-christmas shopping with the famzo today but maybe we can chill later tonight"
by foolnumbafour December 26, 2009
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When the “crush” has no intentions of taking things further, but they like the attention. So they flirt here or there, send dm/texts just to keep the person interested, knowing damn well they’re staying single.
Danielle was so flirty the other night, he messaged me 3 times just to say hello, I think he’s coming around.

No Susan he’s breadcrumbing you just so you’ll keep nibbling at his heels.
by Briness March 15, 2018
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The name for a person who is a royal fuck up or a flop. Usually used to describe someone who fucks up everything they come into contact with.
A flop of note.
He just broke the Playstation. He must be a famzo.
by UGudBro August 25, 2017
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