When one has not had sexual relations with a woman for a long time.

A long period of time in which defacation cannot occur.

An extreme case of hungry butt. So extreme infact it leaves you worrying for your sanity

Refers to the phenomenon of either having too many women in your life, typically so many that it becomes messy, (feast) or having no women at all (famine).

When rent for student living is due during a week off and no one pays it until the week after

An unattractive, rachet female/male that you have sex with, strictly because you are in a drought.

when theres no penis to be obtained by the female gender.