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Similar to friends with benefits, a family with benefits is a group of friends that are close enough to be called a family and have a relationship characterized by random hookups between many/all of the members. The relationship is fucked up, but it works... somehow.
"Did you hear Mary slept with Paul and Rob last weekend?"
"Damn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!"
"Damn, that girl is definitely bringing this family with benefits closer together!"
by robertoblanco August 18, 2011
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Family with Benefits is pretty much like incest, where two family members who have a sexual relationship and has sexual intercourse without being emotionally involved.
Micah - Did you know that Eric encountered a family with benefits with his mom? Everyone is talking about it at school!
Jai - Really? That's pretty gross
Jai - Really? That's pretty gross
by Yoshiii June 08, 2014