dude 1: I score with Nikki last night

dude 2: Dude, that's disgusting! She's your cousin! That's a family ram, man!

dude 1: Nah dude. She's my aunt-in-law's daughter from her first marriage. She ain't blood related.

dude 2: weeerd

Earth: I'm having trouble passing gas.

People: That's nothing a fracking won't fix.