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v., tr.
Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
Fraudulently joining up with friends on a "family plan" offered by a cell phone service provider.
"Hey man, you have to ditch that terrible phone. It takes ten minutes for you to text me."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
"You're right. I've been thinking about jumping ship and family planning it with a friend."
by Moggraider August 20, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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girl: oh crap i got social studies
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father
boy: lets go to family planning
girl: yeh i'll say im pregnant
boy: ok and im the father
by phatmatt27 August 18, 2005
3
What more people should practice. The alternative is to require licensing to procreate. Just because you can...doesnt mean you should!
The newspaper today is full of examples of poor family planning - starting in the political section and covering almost every page. Unfortunately. there are even examples in the arts section.
by Shrinmarie September 10, 2007