Urban Dictionary: family jewels

precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"

Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.

by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011

Ohhhhhh my family jewels.

by none March 06, 2004

A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!

i got kicked on my family jewels.

by bigmo April 09, 2005

Hey dude, do you own the Family Jewels DVD yet? By AC/DC?

by Chandler Sorrells February 04, 2006

Uhm arent males the only ones with Testicals? I could be wrong of course ROFL.

"My Family Jewels!".....................

by RoX April 06, 2005

johnson, jimmy, scrotum, nutsack, nuts, goal area, goalline, manhood. The area in general, subdue to damage when not properly cared for.

No further explanation.

by Saints September 22, 2003