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precious gems responsible for creating all families; i.e. "testicles"
Heather loved to suck his cock while fondling his family jewels.
by Stephanie6977 September 27, 2011
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A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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A male's testicles. Located behind the penis in a pouch of skin called the scrotum.
Becca kicked me right in my family jewels.
by captainamerica1233432356654 September 12, 2019
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A mans nuts, balls, testicles,etc.
There called family jewels because you pass your "traits" to another generation. Your kids!
i got kicked on my family jewels.
by bigmo April 09, 2005
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