A cocktail invented in western Canada. It consists of all the beverages, alcoholic and non alcoholic, that were consumed at a party that are then mixed into a very large cup (the original is consumed out of a giant ceramic red solo cup). The fun part about this is its different for every party you go to
by Nutty Wes July 03, 2015
the sexual act of shoving one fist up a girls vagina and the other in her asshole simultaneously while yelling "FALCON PUNNCHH!"
Anna- Omg Steven used the Falcon Punch on me last night
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
Emily- Ohhh how was it??
Anna- It ripped my uterus wall to shreds and destroyed my small intestine but I squirted all over the walls!
by the real boy11 July 01, 2015
Kyle: Hey, did you see the fight in Gym with James and Connor?
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose
Friend: No, What Happened
Kyle: James Falcon Punched Connor In The Nose
by funnypeople08 December 06, 2019
by Kitty and Muffy December 10, 2020
The act of fisting a woman via punching your hand into her vagina. This is better achieved by adding the words, "Falcon Punch!" whilst performing the act. There is also the much more painful, deadly, and downright disgusting Falcon Kick.
John: Man last night I was with this girl and I couldn't get her to feel anything because she was soo loose.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!
Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.
Jim: Ahh man you should've falcon punched that bitch!
Bill: Last night I falcon punched this chic so bad, it was crazyy!
Jeb: Dude... Did she have to go to the ER? That's fuckin' weird.
by Big Ben Franklin December 06, 2011
When you are fucking a girl and she is just getting comfortable; you pull out and brutally fist her anus making sure to twist your knuckles and use proper striking form.
by SEXICAN6969 March 05, 2018
When you are tired of jerking off with your hand and decide to use the crease of you elbow so it looks like you're flappying a wing
BOB: yo dave next time you jerk off don't use your hand totally over rated you need to Falcon Smash that shit
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
DAVE: how?
BOB: crease of the elbow bro, you last longer and gives you a shoulder workout.
by Falcon7489 December 18, 2015