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The homosexual act where a man is performing oral sex on another man and the giver inserts a finger up the givee's anus. Short for "the fag albert."
Harold took a man-friend home last night and he went "the Falbert" on him.
by Gang Master G, the Italianizzle December 04, 2006
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Jun 21 Word of the Day
A person with an outwardly dominant, masculine, or aggressive personality, but who also enthusiastically takes on the submissive or "bottom" role in the bedroom.
"I'm tough, Mike! I never give an inch! I'm partial to taking a few though..."
"Ah, you're a real pipehitter."
by Skeletalchemy June 15, 2021
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