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a fact; a piece of information, likely useless if it is called a fakt as opposed to a fact.
The iphone is a sexy piece of hardware, FAKT
by bobseeeee August 23, 2009
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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FAKT is a acronym for “Fuck the Army & Kill Time”. Used by numerous of creative & witty Drill Sergeants across the Army.
DS: RIGHT..FACE!!!!!
Plt: (executes right face but one soldier fucks up)
DS: Gotdamnit Private Dumbass, you can’t march, shoot or run!!!
PVT: SORRY, DRILL SERGEANT!
DS: you know what you oughta go to jail for rape & murder....that’s a FAKT, because all you do is FUCK THE ARMY & KILL TIME!!
by TravWilly August 01, 2020
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When some thinks something is true although it is proven to be wrong
Guy 1: Did you know that the dinosaurs were killed by the Earth exploding?
Guy 2: Dude! That's a Fakt.
by Garebear62 March 27, 2015
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