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when you tell your girlfriend that you have to take a shit but you really go into the bathroom to jack-off
"Ashley and I were watching a clockwork orange last night and i totally ended up fakin' a duke after that rape scene"
by eli jackson June 06, 2007
Jul 14 Word of the Day
Over-The-Pants-Hand-Job. Distant cousin of the dry hump.
by Kalticious Dawg January 18, 2004