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A guy in a cab pretending to be a taxi driver but fucks some really hot girls in his cab. Mainly based in Europe. 100% the girls are hot
by Fullofswager123 January 07, 2015
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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A bullshit porn site which is totally unrealistic, where a girl gets into a taxi and the driver isn’t Indian and the sex is consensual.
I got into a taxi earlier I thought it was a fake taxi. The guy was white and he didn’t gang rape me behind the mosque
by Getinmynicewarmvan August 03, 2020
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porn where the taxi driver has sex with the customer at the back of the taxi (great thing to wank over)
by TheManWithTheLargeWood October 10, 2018
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A sex position - named after a porn series where a guy goes around picking up women and fucking them in his taxi - during which he turns around facing away from her and pushes his dick back and inside her. A reverse cowboy so to speak.
Last night, Joe did the fake taxi on me! Looked like he was twerking in my face but I wasn't mad at it, lol.
by MrsK3ySton3 February 07, 2021
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fake taxi is when you search up pornhub.com on your computer or phone and you should type up fake taxi its people who only wanna fuck in a taxi.
hello darling is this a taxi. yes this hop in, hey i will give you a free ride if u fuck me. what type of taxi is this fake taxi
by eatyamumsass December 11, 2018