A Fairhurst is a bearded bimbo often struggling to get through life without forgetting his/her name or their address. They attempt to be funny but often fail and have been known to be aroused by animals such as geese and llamas. Fairhursts can be found in Northern areas such as Warrington/St.Helens

When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods

Fairhursts are usually outwardly flamers with poorly maintained beards who struggle with the concept of life.

Acting in a prejudicial manner toward anyone older.