It's the gayest bird ever! Nobody likes it. Cheerleaders dress up in the costume and act like wild apes that are high and kids laugh at them. The Fairhill Falcon is a symbol of pride for the school. The bird should be shotten at and burned at the stakes. The Falcon will forever be remembered as the "Gayest, craziest, anal-loving, 'homo'-sapian" ever!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Literally everyone, ever. Including the writer of this definition.