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A woman that does nothing during sex aside from lie there, like a deer in the headlights or a fainting goat that goes stiff when stunned. She will then usually proceed to complain how bad the guy was in bed unless he was willing to do 100% of the work.

A woman with no sexual talent, not necessarily for lack of ability, but lack of trying. Does not communicate to her partner at all what she wants and expects the world. Just lies there in a sort of faint until it's over and done with.
Rob: "Was Erin a good fuck?"
Justin: "No, she was just another fainting goat."
by JMTX December 01, 2005
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An act in which you play dead or asleep in order to avoid unwanted sexual shenanigans, much like our long-lost cousins--the fainting goats.
Last night Paul crawled into bed with me and started putting on the moves so I pulled the fainting goat.
by Gooblegobblers February 25, 2010
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This is the art of making a girl pass out during sex. By having rough intercource and then screaming as loud as you can at the point of orgasm will cause her to faint.
After an hour of raunchy sex john performed the fainting goat causing julie to sleep through the night.
by Andrew April 18, 2005
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a goat that faints when spooked by a loud or inordanent noise
don't scare him he's a fainting goat
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by tjd42 April 20, 2018
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