Person one : Hey have you heard of the fainting game everyone in my school is doing it. Person two : No but anything for a buzz ! (after a brief explanation person two hyperventilates by breathing heavily after which person one squeezes person two in a tight bear hug who momentarily lapses into unconsciousness.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”