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To do very badly at life. It is much worse than just sucking. You should most likely kill yourself if you fail at life. It is your best option.
Person1: I have a myspace! Oh my god! I posted a pic of me looking in a random direction and I have a lot of E-Friends!

Person2: You fail at life.
by Colin B. August 23, 2005
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Marginalized Orientations, Gender identities, And Intersex. it’s meant to be an all inclusive umbrella term for asexuals, homosexuals, multisexuals, trans people, and intersex people. Alternative to LGBTQIAP+
Alternative to MOGII, easier to pronounce.
The MOGAI community in my city is very friendly.
by sebasty September 04, 2014
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similar to suck at life, but substantially worse.

1. to fail at every attempt to contribute too society, any attempts at talent, and often any attempt to breathe.
2. a phrase used when someone does something terribly wrong that frustrates another.
1. a lesmouches is a natural.
2. guy1: I like Nine Inch Nails! guy2: you fail at life!
by anonymous March 20, 2005
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A term used to describe a person who is incapable of making any valuable contribution to their day to day life.
Examples of someone who would apply to this term would be people who cannot help themselves from playing an MMORPG at least 4 hours a day.
Wife: Honey come hang out with me and all of our friends at our cookout.
Husband: NO I CANT IM RAIDING!
Wife: You fail at life
by Krissypooskins February 15, 2009
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when you cant do something that most people can
crazy man: NO NOT MAH GMOD WHY IT BROK IT SES I IZ BANNED FOR NOT BEIN ABLE TO WELD

other guy: no it says your banned for being a fail at life
by [CT]Frag_man December 02, 2009
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a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.
by Excommunicated February 01, 2008
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a dorks' feeble attempt to sound cool on the internet. Some member of some random internet group said it once, and now everyone is copying that person because they think it sounds cool, and they think they are cool--Both are incorrect.
by Excommunicated February 01, 2008
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