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Anyone ages 14-20 who listens to mainstream "rock n roll" that's constantly overplayed on the radio. Faggot rockers also listen to bands that sold out after being somewhat talented. They tend to have no taste in music and just choose to like any band they hear on the radio. Examples of Faggot Rocker bands are Nickelback, Saving Abel, A Day To Remember (new), Linkin Park, Seether, Slipknot, Sick Puppies, Three Days Grace, Daughtry, Breaking Benjamin, Puddle Of Mudd, Papa Roach. Faggot rockers own at least one Nickelback, Saving Abel or (any other band listed above) shirt and wears them at least 3 times a week. They like to push fellow faggot rockers back and forth and call it a mosh pit when it obviously isnt.
1: guy 1 "Damn im sick of all these faggot rockers listening to Nickelback, they have no clue how much they actually suck!"
guy 2 "I know, i just heard one of them listening to the new ADTR yesterday, i wanted to kill myself!"
2: Faggot rocker 1 "I can't wait to go to that Nickelback concert that i spent 90 bucks for tickets on!"
Faggot rocker 2 "Yeah man, i wanna hear them play Rockstar while i chug all my BFC monsters!"
guy 2 "I know, i just heard one of them listening to the new ADTR yesterday, i wanted to kill myself!"
2: Faggot rocker 1 "I can't wait to go to that Nickelback concert that i spent 90 bucks for tickets on!"
Faggot rocker 2 "Yeah man, i wanna hear them play Rockstar while i chug all my BFC monsters!"
by drag68 May 17, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011