The most vanilla person you will ever meet as well as one of the worst passers in fifa history. When coach gives the team a passing drill he is often in the change rooms sucking off one of his team mates but then caught fucking his mum later that day. Sexually very confused and footballing IQ shockingly horrendous.

when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk

An ugly mother fucker who is very stupid and is not smart and is very retarded and can not think very well. Will suck your dick for free and will do anything for a ball smack in the face and a pedophile so keep kids away faggen is a nickname for a fugly guy named jaden and fucking annoying and has a mole on his face with more hair than he does on his cock.