Urban Dictionary: faganize

The act of shoplifting derived from Oliver Twist's character Fagan.

No, I'm not going to faganize Wal-Mart today but if I do, stay cool with it.

by dwoods February 27, 2007

Fagan - Irish slang word meaning Penis.

How's your Fagan?
I've a pain in my Fagan with this crap.

by Blood January 07, 2005

For a man to lie on his back. Have his legs pulled over his head and shoot his own load in his face.

Brad took a Fagan after he did Looney in the ass!!

by Roger Weeks February 23, 2007

A drunken Fagan that can't seem to put it in the right hole.

I was so drunk last night I think I slipped her a Faganal by mistake.

by Abe Froman August 15, 2005

The occurrence of a severe illness when something needs to be done.

"I can't go to practice, I have Faganitis"

by NaXl December 21, 2017

When an erect penis touches a bare bent knee

Last night I took a chick home and I faganed her!

by WaxyThigh April 18, 2010

Jimmie came into the room only to stumble upon george drinking his last Dr. Pepper. "Dude...you drank my last DP your being a complete Fagan."

by Ithitar May 14, 2006