Fucking Around For Fucking Forever. Describes the phenomenon of a group of people getting together to go out, and the interminable wait to get everyone and everything ready to embark on such endeavor.
We're all ready to go to lunch but he is always fafffing around on the computer or the phone when it's time to go.
by E305$ September 15, 2009
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Verb.
1. to waste time doing nothing. 2. to waste time doing stupid things 3. to delay, dilly-dally, especially before leaving the house to be on time somewhere.
Example 1: "I didn't do anything on Sunday; I just faffed around the house."

Example 2:
Person 1: "I can't decided between these 2 jackets to wear to the movies. Which one? Where is my black hat? Oh wait, let me get my phone. Do you know where I put it? Oh and did you feed the cat dinner? Maybe I can just check email really quick right now; we have time."
Person 2: "Stop your faffing. We have to leave now or we won't make it."

Example 3:
"He faffed around on the internet for so long that he was almost an hour late meeting us at the bar."
by Amy Lapierre October 11, 2005
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"I went home to change my clothes and ended up faffe-ing for over 2 hours."
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Stop faffing and get down here, we haven't got all day.

He spends most of his day faffing, eating and sleeping. Nothing particularly useful.
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The ability of making an easy, usually logistical, process complicated.
"We were supposed to be there an hour ago but with all the 'faffing' we were late."
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Fuck A Fake Friend

Or

Someone who goes against what you want to do 24/7
Friend 1:Will you spot me some money for some Briqs Ice Cream?

Friend 2: Nah man get your own

Friend 1: (in their head & on twitter) man.. Fuck a fake friend #FAFF...
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