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1. The equivalent of candy from a stranger in a car is the tempting offer of being able to play Factory Frenzy from Santa in his sleigh. Don't let Santa come in your chimney with his North Pole!
Santa: We play a game up here called Factory Frenzy. Would you like to play!?
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GET AWAY!!! GET AWAY!!! XMAS RAPE!!!!
Person: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! GET AWAY!!! GET AWAY!!! XMAS RAPE!!!!
by Further Instructions December 18, 2007
Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.
Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020