Combines elements of both tanked and shit-faced. A supreme level of inebriation. Includes a high likely hood of being arrested or the possibility of waking up in a ambulance/hospital. Though rarely occurring, getting tank-faced is often a life changing event.
Tom: "How did Dan's birthday celebration go?"

Bill: "He was out of control, after a bunch of shots he was so Tank-faced we lost track of him. I got a call this morning, telling me to come pick him up at the police station."
by H4MM3R December 28, 2008
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You should've seen her face while I was hosing her-she had tard face. Hey man I fucked her so well she had tard face. Hey darlin..you ready for some tard face?
by Badmofochef October 06, 2013
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when your face looks like the side profile moon emoji
omg you have a tarte face!
by gooberbebe June 28, 2021
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During oral sex a man pulls his erect penis out of his partners mouth and proceeds to use it as a saliva and/or semen wiper back and forth across his partners entire face in an (erotic) attempt to wipe his partners face.
Guy 1 - "This chick I really like is a Windshield Wiper Face"

Guy 2 - "You mean good blowjob's?"

Guy 1 - "She had me do the windshield wiper to her face so many times during oral sex last night that that I lost count!"
Guy 2 - "She's a keeper!"
by ThatsNiceMN December 04, 2020
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The meaning of when you want to have sex with somebody so u text them the emoji of a winkiy face after you have said something .
Tomas: hay Becky you watch dirty things.

Beckey: I love dirty things if you know what I mean 😉(winkiy face)
by KinkyGirl4478 January 03, 2017
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a skinny elongated face with a mouth that is thin, and round and curves up at the corners
.1)Molly Sims- a pretty version
.2)The "Thin Man" in "Charlie's Angel's"-ugly version
by wama mama March 03, 2004
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Adjective used to describe a womans saggy breasts which resemble the faces of the fictional characters The Wombles.
I wouldnt like to see her without a bra on, I bet those breasts look like wombles faces
by Shed89 March 12, 2013
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