May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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(1)"I'm going to Green's Salon to get my facial done."
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"
(2)"Dude! Ron Jeremy just gave that bitch a facial!"
by Garret June 15, 2004
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facial- verb(v.), noun(n.)
1.a: v. - The act of unloading spunk upon a man or woman's face.
1.b: n. - A load of semen on a man or woman's face.
2.a: v. - Deep cleansing of the face by various means including; steam, exfoliation, extraction, creams, lotions, masks, peels, and massage.
1.a: v. - The act of unloading spunk upon a man or woman's face.
1.b: n. - A load of semen on a man or woman's face.
2.a: v. - Deep cleansing of the face by various means including; steam, exfoliation, extraction, creams, lotions, masks, peels, and massage.
1: Zach went to the Saigon Spa to give a facial for $20.00.
2: Jessica went to the Oasis Spa to get a facial and skin rejouvinating treatment.
2: Jessica went to the Oasis Spa to get a facial and skin rejouvinating treatment.
by Zach Lanouette October 10, 2005
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1.) My wife had that weird green crap on her face that is known as a facial.
2.) Later, I blew my load on my wife's face, thus providing a facial.
2.) Later, I blew my load on my wife's face, thus providing a facial.
by Archibald H. Wigglesworth December 05, 2008