Facer

The person that sat directly opposite you on a bus or train, that is trying as much as you to not make eye contact, its a difficult, tedious and emabarrasing situation

"couldnt take that call kido, had a facer on the way in, and the rest of the bus was empty!"

by theshadyyouallknow July 31, 2009

Facer

French verb meaning to facebook (it is now an official French verb!)

"Je dois facer ce soir cas je suis triste" I have to facebook tonight as i'm a sad git

by amandine13 February 10, 2010

Facer

Def. 1-What you call an ugly girl when you are talking to your friend and he has his back turned to her.

Def. 2-A girl turned away from you that seems hott but upon turning around you realize she is ugly.

Def. 1-Friend 1: 'Hey that chick's a facer'
::Friend 2 turns around::
Friend 1: 'She looks good until you face her'

Def. 2-'That chick is fiiine'
::girl turns around::
'Nevermind.. she's a facer'

by RedRaider34 February 25, 2009

Facer

Someone who's always on Facebook. A Facebook addict.

Jody is finishing dinner and logging to play WoW. Laters, facers!

Hey, just because I leave FB open on my BB all the time doesn't mean I'm a Facer!

by Russell Clark February 23, 2009

Straight Facer

One who fingers the ass with a straight face

Yo Elijah you just got straight faced by the straight facer!

by Dank Stank September 17, 2016

Bag Facer

Any bag facing bro, typically of the Sigma Chi Fraternity (particularly of the University of Cincinnati chapter) who exemplifies characteristics typical of douche bag bros.

"What's with that salt eating sigma chi kid?"

"Oh, he's just a bag facer"

"That explains it, what a bag facing bro"

by Jack Zansen August 5, 2010

Fake-Facer

A person who knowingly uses someone, but refuses to show or admit it to others.

Person1: Have you said the real truth, that you don't like the family?

Person2: What are you talking about? I love hanging out with the family ;-)

Person1: We both know your a Fake-Facer, just admit it.

by JADS February 3, 2012