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facedick

When your face touches your dick.

George had a facedick moment yesterday.

by MynoduespseudonyM February 10, 2009

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Trade

A man who messes around with other men, but no one would ever know by looking or talking to him. Used by gay black men to identify masculine gay men or DL Brothas.

"I am going to the mall to look for some trade"
"The club was packed with trade, honey"

by Darren December 03, 2004

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Facedick

When you try to *facedesk* and miss the desk.

Wow I hope nobody saw me facedick just a second ago.

by MasterBunny February 09, 2013

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facedick

When someone on Facebook is on some other Facebook user's dick.

Jane is on Bob's facedick, she likes all his statuses and photos.

by JO from RI September 12, 2012

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facedick

The most annoying someone or something that you know.

Scott:You know that Devin kid?
Rick: Yeah, he's such a fucking facedick.

This videogame is impossible, it's so annoying! It' such a facedick!

by BigRig January 01, 2008

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Face dick

When your homeboys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:can you face dick me??
Boy 2:sure*pulls out dick*

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

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Face dick

Whenever your home boys dick slaps your forehead

Boy 1:do you wanna get face dick?
Boy 2:hell yeah face dick me!

by Dosisjs July 11, 2019

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