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1. When facebook user logs on to facebook chat for a brief moment to see who is online and sends the message "sniped" to those who he or she would like to facebook snipe. Then he/she user logs off of facebook chat before said 'sniped' victim has time to respond "dodged".
1. "What have you been doing all day?" ~"Oh, just sitting here facebook sniping people."
2. I'd stay offline man, Josh will snipe you.
3. Shit, I just got sniped three times because I didn't log off!
2. I'd stay offline man, Josh will snipe you.
3. Shit, I just got sniped three times because I didn't log off!
by Hootimus September 07, 2010
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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Spending countless hours on facebook:
1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.
2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.
1.) Finding friends, or friends of friends, or people you may, or may not remember from a party, social gathering, class, or other part of life in general and then sending them a friend request.
2.)Scanning through recently updated photos, status messages, wall-posts, application updates, etc...in order to find whatever tidbit of information you can on anyone out of pure boredom.
by VMIFireman07 December 28, 2008