You score a facebook hat-trick when you write down "what are you thinking/doing?" box, then click "i like" and then comment on that what you liked and wrote about it...
when someone reaches that he or she should very proud of him/herself as if they scored acctual hat-trick...

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.