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Boss: Hey, I just noticed you updated your facebook status, weren't you in the bathroom?
You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
You: Yea, I was face-pooping.
by Mikey The Comic January 20, 2009
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Browsing and/or updating information on FaceBook or other social network site while sitting on the throne.
by butlerjl November 21, 2010
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Where did Bryan go? He said he had to use the restroom.
Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.
Oh, he's probably Facepooping, he'll be in there for at least a half hour.
by jmreal October 22, 2011
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facepooping- the act of facebooking while on the toilet via mobile devices or laptops or some such portable means!!!
by dliteoflife August 07, 2011