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Interjection commonly used after a person has been insulted, disgraced, or humiliated. Derived from the phrases "in your face" or "face!"
One person makes fun of the other and then says to him "face job" as a way of showing how embarrassed he looks.
by theitrain October 26, 2006
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Aug 1 Word of the Day
the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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When your penis is being worshiped by someone stimulating it using their face. Face rubbing of the penis.
My wife loves to give me a dry facejob so my cock head slides softly over her nose and lips.
by Roguetool December 17, 2011
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An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face.
brad and angelina are getting married?
angelina pregnant with brad's children?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
by reptardelilah February 02, 2006
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An exclamatory phrase used to indicate that someone has been made a fool of (perhaps after having been proved false); can be used to make one feel self-conscious and/or embarrassed; often emphasized with hand gestures around the face
brad and angelina are getting married?
OOOOOOHHHH FACEJOB ANISTON!
by heytheredelilah February 01, 2006
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to ejaculate on a woman or man's face after getting head (a blow job)

it is common if he/she is not willing to swallow.
one would essentially pay the woman or man sucking his dick for not swallowing.
pete: dude guess what?
johnny:whaat?
pete: last night i gave that mean girl, christina, a face job cause she wouldnt swallow my cum
johnny: she deserved it.
by greencatz July 09, 2009
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when one receives a blowjob while checking/ updating ones facebook

similar to a blumpkin
dude my girlfreind just gave me the best facejob and i blew a load all over the key board
by laxbro23 February 26, 2010
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