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When someone makes a ridiculous status update when you've left your computer signed into Facebook.
Dude just came on to his brother via status update! FACEPLANT!
by Hoju ju December 15, 2010
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V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"
Damn, I really want to face plant that bitch!
by TickTock69 May 02, 2005
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When a man or woman plants their face between another persons legs.
Yo dude, Johnny faceplanted Maria last night!
by harley_jack81 April 14, 2009
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To brag about your skills whilst completely fucking up on a routine basis
Don't faceplant on such an easy move.
by Coolio2015 December 19, 2015
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Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 08, 2019
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Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 08, 2019
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Sexual intercourse in a position where receiver is taking it from behind but slightly turned to one side, meanwhile giver has one foot placed upon the takers face
"I face planted this chick last night. She has a nice rug burn on her cheek"

"Are you a right footer or a left footer when you face plant your girlfriend?"
by Angry Dragon 513 April 08, 2019
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