by ruft April 27, 2011
V. To face plant someone is to jump on them and smack your face into their face. A very effective way of hurting someone. Often done while making the noise "heoooaaa"
by TickTock69 May 3, 2005
by Thundrstryke September 5, 2006
When you have gotten so messed up you just tip over and go face first into the ground without warning.
Noise was telling a great joke then the booze hit him and he did a total face-plant in the middle of the party like Peter from Family Guy!
by Tay~Lyn and WhiteNoise August 20, 2011
When your overly inebriated and then proceed to fall on your face....Usually while passing out and/or tripping over the invisible object that only you believed was there...
by AcaciaOctoberRain666 January 10, 2010
Is when a female sits down on a guys face and has not shaved therefore her hairy vagina has a bush and curlies end up inside the guys mouth.
by DabombBiaaaach February 13, 2023
(Ejactulatory Nasilpentroduciation)The act of recieving sperm through the nasil cavity. This can cause serious altercations to the human body, and if any of these altercations should occur, please visit your local physician.
Jaquando be sayin -
Bo, last night I be all up at my girls house and I be givin her dat Guatamalan face plant, B, if you be seein' dis shit you be getting all up on dat jelous, dawg.
Shaquivious be sayin -
Mayne, fuck dat shit, B, I wana get all up on dat Guatamalan Face Plant, dat shit be whack bo, I shot my girl, so she ain't got no face.
Bo, last night I be all up at my girls house and I be givin her dat Guatamalan face plant, B, if you be seein' dis shit you be getting all up on dat jelous, dawg.
Shaquivious be sayin -
Mayne, fuck dat shit, B, I wana get all up on dat Guatamalan Face Plant, dat shit be whack bo, I shot my girl, so she ain't got no face.
by Shaquavanoctaquandoshawevaq January 24, 2010