Urban Dictionary: face plant

FACEPLANT

During a sport your feet cant keep up with your legs and u fall directly on your face.OR: When skating you land on an angle and slip trip or fall flat on your face and you bleed repeditively.

"Dude!! That kid over there just took a major faceplant!!"

by Eric Cartman February 19, 2005

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face plant

The words yelled after grabbing a girl's wrists out from under her whilst doing her from behind.

Bernie and Linda were having a good time until Bernie chopped Linda's arms out from under her and yelled "Face plant!"

by Heather Ledger January 30, 2005

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face plant

To smash a potted plant into someone's face.

Phil anciently face planted himself after getting intimate with a tulip!

by ruft April 27, 2011

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Faceplant

1. Being so tired that you are about to pass out from exhaustion. (Insinuates that you will fall asleep instantly upon your head touching the pillow)
2. Tripping and landing on your face.

Addicted WoW Player: "I faceplanted after that raid ended at 4am."

by F. Sancho August 11, 2009

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Faceplant

something you usually do when you are drunk or in rare cases gymnastic activity

often used in conjunction with fucktards

Did you see those fucktards over there faceplant?

by Gert November 25, 2003

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faceplant

During an orgasm you toss your bitch in the air so high her face hits the ceiling and knocks her the fuck out.

Bitch, if you don't get up on this ill faceplant your ass!

by Kevin F. January 25, 2005

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