A male individual who ejaculates on a female's face as much and as often as possible. Most face painters target areas specifically ON a girls face such as mouth, lips, nose, cheeks, eyes, forehead, or ears. Occasionally they may shake things up with a shot IN the mouth/nose/ears. A face painter enjoys face painting and considers his work a serious art form. Many females either strongly love or strongly hate the true dedicated face painters and their preferred art form face painting.

When you go off over a girl's face.

To leave a girl with a face like a painter's radio comes to us courtesy of The Podge and Rodge Show. It brings to mind the radio that a house painter and decorator might well have. The radio is splashed with drips and drops of paint. Which is very much like the face of a girl that you might meet on a Saturday night and bring home and spray your load on her face. Ah, let the good times roll. Wing Commander, let's head for Cafe en Seine! (a reknowned Dublin nightspot with wall to wall pussy)

A fan of a sports team who blindly supports them no matter what boneheaded moves the team makes. A face painter will call fans who criticize bad moves “fake fans” and “bandwagoners.” These are the fans who show up to games with their faces painted with team colors for every game, no matter the state of the dumpster fire.