Choppest dude alive, doesn't eat or drink, just takes chops. Responds to Devon or Fabian. Usually seen wearing Louis Vatton shoes, Louis Vatton belt, and supreme underwear to shit in. Only chops American Spirits. Created when is mother took a chop, and the cloud went through radioactive waste and became a baby.

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.