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Noun. A good long look.
E.g."Get an eyeful of that idiot on the dancefloor."
by melancholical_mech March 31, 2005
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A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.

Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."

or

"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
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When one rants online and types up a whole wall of text. There is no exact definition of what an eyeful is despite what the example says below, except that it's a wall of text. (or multiple walls of text.)

The text equivalent of giving one an earful.
Person 1: I dunno how to describe my SO. I've heard from others that there's a good chance that they might be manipulative, possessive, and...
(About 2 to 6 paragraphs later)
Person 1: ... I don't know if it's working out.
Person 2: Shit dude, I'm sorry to hear that.
Person 1: Oh christ, I just realized I gave you an eyeful, sorry about that.
Person 2: No worries.
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