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Michael (bragging about affair) : She wears little eye-patch underwear. So, the other day she came here with her underwear, Thursday. And
so, we had made love Wednesday--a lot! And so she'll, she's all, 'I am going
up and down the stairs, and you're dripping out of me!' So messy!
by mac2 September 10, 2009
Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A type of sexy clothing favored by pirate fetishists. Similar to the robes and wizard hats of magician fetishists.
1stm8m1k3: I put on my little eye-patch underwear.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
pir8Babe69: Oh, I like to play dress up.
1stm8m1k3: Me too baby.
by goodnessgracious September 29, 2009