Term used to describe hot people.. like eye candy just less.. um solicited haha
Damn what a piece of eye dick.”
by DORYYYY December 28, 2017
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When you lay 2 floppy dicks on both eyes.

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Arin: I want Dan and Jon to eyes dicked me!
Dan: Are you ok big cat?
Arin: FUUUUUUUUCKKKKK im ok dan.
by TurboDGaming May 05, 2016
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When you lay floppy dicks on both of your eyes.
Dude, Ryan's getting his eyes dicked!
by UltiMonkey May 05, 2016
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A look from a female to a male that expresses sexual interest.
The leggy blonde at the bar won't stop staring at Kevin. She's been giving him the dick eye all night long.
by Lord Fuelfire June 06, 2004
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A serious condition of the eyeball where fluid is backed up in the tear duct causing swelling, irritation, redness and serious infection. The known cause is from touching dirty bowling balls or other random objects that have been fingered and prodded by guys who have recently used a public rest room and have not washed their hands and then touching your eye with your contaminated finger.
Janice got Dick-Eye while bowling at a team building business excursion at the Richmond Virginia center.
by BClawd April 10, 2019
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when a girl has eyes that make it look like she just wants to suck a dick
Yo that bitch has some major dick eyes
by maggs November 29, 2004
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Removing a female's eyeball with your dick, through orbital cavity intercourse.
Holy Shit I accidentally gave my wife dick eye last night while having some hot orbital cavity intercourse!
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I would totally dick eye that bitch!
by surfti310 July 23, 2008
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