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Name given to mucus secreted from the eyes, during sleep this mucus solidifies to form solid eye cum flakes
Steve: dude wtf happened last night?
Dave: dunno, but i woke up with a shit load of eye cum
by TwigZ540 May 07, 2006
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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A form of transporting the sperm to somebodies eye ball, it is a process which may hurt the person who is getting sprayed but it can be extremly pleaurable for the man who cums in somebodys eye and he finds its rather amusing that he's creamed in somebodies eye.
Humpfry was excited and pulled my eyelids apart and Eyecum in them and it really hurt.
by Harchan January 12, 2008
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