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to have diarrhea in a hot tub with other people in it.. or to "upper deck" a toilet with the hershey squirts.
Dude, I can't believe you exxon valdezed that hot tub! That was awesome!
by EBinAUSTIN November 14, 2006
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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A real bad disaster. It is a shame this boat was broken cuz it had a real good name.
"Dude, is that oil?"
"Dude, Exxon Valdez has been here."
by Soiled Undergarment August 13, 2003
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A very hot and sexy female, usually exposing her arms, legs, and stomach.
Yo, exxon valdez, show us your boobs!
by Hickery Doc April 30, 2003
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Diarrhea into a large condom or large plastic bag, then abruptly squeeze onto the victims chest and or face splattering said liquid feces for nice chocolate surprise.
"Dude you just Exxon Valdezed on to your first date" what were you thinking??
by joseph Hazelwood March 28, 2007
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