Urban Dictionary: expresso

what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.

I'll have two shots of expresso to help rid me of my ineptitude.

by Chach September 08, 2003

I asked for coffee on Ro-dee-o drive, but alls they had was expresso.

by Geoff_M August 24, 2010

how someone who say aksed say espresso

Bruh when I aksed for an expresso she said they was out

by fattynooblife October 18, 2017

When I order an expresso, I tip based on the interpretive dance that comes with it.

by pbz July 18, 2014

any fancy Starbucks coffee beverage to go

Driving in to my cubicle today I stopped and got a frap'n'shot expresso. So I'm a little wired.

by dsimms May 01, 2008

an "express espresso" that is shot into one's mouth via miniature, but extremely fast, coffee cannons. Double the pressure, double the fun.

"I'll take an expresso."
*pew pew pew*(coffee cannons deliver beverage)

by jgofosho February 26, 2016

by evil snarf February 29, 2016