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what is thought by the speaker to be espresso. A common mispronounciation by those hoping to appear sophisticated.
by Chach September 08, 2003
Aug 11 Word of the Day
A phrase to describe someone who is cognitively degenerating. Synonym of "going off the deep end". Can have varying degrees of severity.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
Reference to the song "Hey You" by Pink Floyd. The line "and the worms ate into his brain" makes no sense in an otherwise linear and literal narration throughout the lyrics.
"My boyfriend has a total case of brain worms. He told me the cat was bugged so the Feds could listen in on us having sex..."
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
or
"You totally stumbled over that entire sentence. Can't speak English all of a sudden? What, do you have brain worms?"
by _Jez_ October 03, 2009
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A made up word used by total dwankers who think that they are ordering a stylish beverage but have infact totally fucked-up the pronunciation. See espresso.
Preppie dwanker: "I'll have an expresso and my partner will have an expresso frappe latte strawberry with light cream and a twist of lime...cane sugar on the side."
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
Server: "What the fuck is an 'expresso?' And would you and your boyfriend like to serve your own sugar and cream over there by the pile of wood...this is an 'extreme getaway vacation' fruitloop; not Starbucks!"
by psiscott April 20, 2006
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The French version of an Italian "Espresso". Weaker, with more water. Often used mistakenly to describe the Italian version and is the target of arch wankers who like to express their superior "correctness".
How to correctly order such a coffee: "Un expresso s'il vous plaît"
Wanker: "It's ESPRESSO, not EXPRESSO"
Frenchman: "Voulez-vous votre café ou pas?"
Wanker: "It's ESPRESSO, not EXPRESSO"
Frenchman: "Voulez-vous votre café ou pas?"
by Shakeshead October 07, 2013