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1) An expedition taken part in, or led by Winnie-the-Pooh.

2) A long journey to get to an adequate place to defecate.
1) "Christopher Robin went to the North Pole on an Expotition"
2) "Hey where's Bob?"

"Expotition."
"Ahhh, hope he finds the bathroom okay"
"He'll stop for directions."
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When you think up something brilliantly righteous while baked.
X: I had this great highdea last night
Y: You clearly were philosopher stoned.
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